Corny Dad Jokes

Please avoid using a website called Constipated.com It wouldn't let me log out!

Did you know that fully grown deer don't like melted cheese? But their fawn do!

A friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese. It's the Wurst Käse scenario!

What does a spy wear on his feet? Answer: Sneakers

I've run out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers instead. The Times are rough!

Went to the store to get eight cans of sprite. When I got home, I realized I only picked seven up.

A man is staying in a hotel. He walks up to the front desk and says, “Sorry, I forgot what room I’m in, can you help me?” The receptionist replies, “No problem, sir. This is the lobby.”