Corny Dad Jokes

I recently bumped into the guy that sold me an antique globe. It's a small world.

My son told me he didn't understand cloning. I told him, "that makes two of us."

Did you see the circus? It was intense.

My wife is threatening to leave me because I’m addicted to wearing a new T-shirt every half an hour. I said, "Wait, I can change!"

Chickens like to draw, but a cock'll doodle, too.

For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office. I can't tell you how much this award means to me.

Why do nurses carry around red crayons? In case they have to draw blood!