Corny Dad Jokes

You've never tried blind-folded archery? You don't know what you're missing!

I have this weird talent where I can identify what’s inside a wrapped present. It's a gift.

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I should have cooked it at aloha temperature!

I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was really disappointed. The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) were terrible.

I recently bumped into the guy that sold me an antique globe. It's a small world.

My son told me he didn't understand cloning. I told him, "that makes two of us."

Did you see the circus? It was intense.