Corny Dad Jokes

The first french fries weren't cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

How do you cut the ocean in half? You use a sea saw

I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.” I said, "Thanks, that means a lot."

Small babies may be delivered by a stork, but large babies are delivered by a crane.

Why are cannibals so angry? They're just fed up with people.

Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.