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#173
I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.” I said, "Thanks, that means a lot."
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#183
Small babies may be delivered by a stork, but large babies are delivered by a crane.
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#184
Why are cannibals so angry? They're just fed up with people.
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#238
Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.
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#258
Every time I wash my contacts in water my eyes sting horribly. I don't know what to do. If only there was a solution!
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#298
What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two...
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#306
I’m sick and tired of my wife constantly complaining about me sitting around doing nothing. I’m not going to stand for it.
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