Corny Dad Jokes

My wife didn’t think I would give our daughter a silly name, but I called her Bluff.

I ate four cans of alphabet soup...then had the biggest vowel movement ever.

The rate at which wood burns in a fireplace can be calculated with a log function.

The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself.

Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark...

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

A Dad walks into a bookstore and says, “ Can I have a book by Shakespeare?” The shopkeeper says, “of course, sir, which one?” The dad replies. "William"