Corny Dad Jokes

Last night, I dreamed I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.

I just deleted all German names off my phone, it's now hans free!

What do you call a small mother? A minimum.

I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying. I can also tell when they are standing.

Did you hear about the frog who parked illegally? He got toad.

My bald surgeon is the most charismatic man I've ever met. He's a real smooth operator.

How do I feel when there's no coffee? Depresso...