Corny Dad Jokes

Apparently it costs $50,000 to climb Mt. Everest. In my opinion, that's very steep.
My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago. She just can't seem to let it go.
The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous, but backwards, it's even more stupid...
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.
I saw an ad that read: “TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.” I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"
My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior. He was a danger to himself and udders.
There's something wrong with my touchscreen, but I can't put my finger on it.
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