Corny Dad Jokes

Apparently it costs $50,000 to climb Mt. Everest. In my opinion, that's very steep.

My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago. She just can't seem to let it go.

I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.

The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous, but backwards, it's even more stupid...

I saw an ad that read: “TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.” I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"

Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work.

I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.” I said, "Thanks, that means a lot."