Corny Dad Jokes

My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago. She just can't seem to let it go.

What does a house wear to a party? Address

The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."

My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday. The rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars. That's inflation for you...

I asked the officer how the hackers escaped. He said, "No idea, they just ransomware."

All these black hole articles just keep sucking me in!

The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.