Corny Dad Jokes

My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago. She just can't seem to let it go.
What does a house wear to a party? Address
The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."
All these black hole articles just keep sucking me in!
My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday. The rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars. That's inflation for you...
I asked the officer how the hackers escaped. He said, "No idea, they just ransomware."
Apparently it costs $50,000 to climb Mt. Everest. In my opinion, that's very steep.
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