Corny Dad Jokes

Apparently it costs $50,000 to climb Mt. Everest. In my opinion, that's very steep.

My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago. She just can't seem to let it go.

I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.

I saw an ad that read: “TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.” I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"

The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous, but backwards, it's even more stupid...

My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior. He was a danger to himself and udders.

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.