Why wasn’t my nomination accepted?
All submissions go through a rigorous approval process in which highly trained chinchillas test each post for taste, humor, water solubility, and environmental suitability. In short, if you want a joke accepted, make sure it’s funny and at least semi-appropriate for various audiences. We also hear that chinchillas are easily bribed with raisins and dried pineapple.
Why do you want me to register?
Registered users will get credit for their finds and we pit these users to fights to the death (see also: rank users by category). We will never sell or release your information, or otherwise do anything that will make you regret the decision to register. Rumor has it that there is more coming for registered users beyond just ranking that one might want to build up credit for starting early.
Are there any penalties to me if a joke isn’t accepted?
No, but the chinchillas tend to get a little grouchy if they have to sift through a bunch of junk for their laughs. The eventual rampage happens, cords get chewed, and it’s just not a happy experience for anyone.
How can I contact you guys?
The best way is via email at firstname.lastname@example.org