Dad Jokes

You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone...

I can cut wood just by looking at it. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!

A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"

My wife asked me to stop singing Wonder wall to her. I said maybe...

For anyone needing help with ladies, try this pickup line. Ford F-150, Dodge Ram, Chevy Silverado, Toyota Tundra, Nissan Titan, Honda Ridgeline

I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.