Dad Jokes

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing!

My wife always says the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I love her to death, but she's a terrible surgeon.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings.

There's a difference between bad jokes and dad jokes. The first letter.

Whoever figured out the 'days of the month correspond with your knuckles' thing had too much time on their hands.

How do you know if a sniper likes you? He missed you.

Leather armor is perfect for sneaking around because it's made of hide.