Dad Jokes

A cop left a nice note under my wipers to let me know I'd parked my car correctly. It said "parking fine".

Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space.

I asked my North Korean friend how he liked living there. He said he couldn't complain.

You can throw an envelope as far as you want, but it’ll still be stationery.

I tried to explain to my son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. He still won't stop making fun of me though.

I just found out my friend has a secret life as a priest. It's his altar ego.

Stalin should have known communism wouldn't work. I mean seriously, there were red flags everywhere!