Dad Jokes

The worst thing about driving for Uber is all the people talking behind your back.

You know there's no official training for garbage men? They just pick things up as they go along.

I saw an ad that read: “TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.” I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"

The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself.

RIP boiling water. You shall be mist.

How did the people behind the latest hack escape? They ransomware.

You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.