Dad Jokes

I don't have any kids but I still tell dad jokes. He loves them.

Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message online...

Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine

I stopped ironing my clothes. I've got less pressing concerns.

What is Pac Man's favorite piece of cookware? A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok

What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two...

My brother named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They're his watch dogs.