Dad Jokes

You can throw an envelope as far as you want, but it’ll still be stationery.

How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan? You take away their little brooms.

I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.

I told my wife it was her turn to shovel the steps. All I got were icy stairs.

When my kids are in trouble I read them jokes from this site. It's a great form of pun-ishment.

I don't think our kids are spoiled. I think most probably smell that way.

I just got back from a Transformers convention and boy are my arms tires.