Dad Jokes

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time consuming, especially if you go back for seconds!

How are Australians coping with Coronavirus toilet paper shortages? Bidet mate!

What do you call an Instagram celebrity who gets Coronavirus? An influenzer, but only if they go viral...

I just went to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask. I don't think she had any surgeries planned, so it must have been a coughy filter.

The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer. W.H.O Let the dogs out!

Shout out to whoever created the word plethora. It means a lot.

My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.