Dad Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints.

Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.

My ex and I never went to the gym. Our relationship didn't work out.

I learned recently that diarrhea is genetic. It's true! It runs in your jeans.

I think that might be the deepest book I ever read. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea was great!

I have an ex who was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number. I wonder what she's up to now.

I met a nun who always wiped her nose on her clothes. She had a nasty habit.