Dad Jokes

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.

The movie theater near us bans large bags to keep people from smuggling in food, but I've got a few Twix up my sleeve.

Indian restaurants are naan profit.

I heard Peter Dinklage was robbed by a pickpocket. Who could stoop so low?

We owe a lot to sidewalks. They've been keeping people off the streets for years!