Dad Jokes

The best time on a clock is 6:30, hands down.

Does anti-aging cream have an expiration date?

I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they are. They were Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work.

If you send an e-mail to someone in jail, are you allowed to attach a file?

I just got myself a universal remote. This changes everything!

My blind friend was left by his deaf wife. He didn't see the signs.