Dad Jokes

I made a website to cheer up depressed tennis players, but the servers are still down.

I told my wife she drew her eyebrows a bit high today. She looked surprised.

Sting was kidnapped. The police have no lead!

Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo. We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds.

My stoner friend used my daily planner to roll himself a joint. He's now high on my list of priorities.

The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.

Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark...