Dad Jokes

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me. It means a lot.

My wife said that I won’t advance in my career because I procrastinate too much. I said, “Oh yeah? Just you wait.”

The hotter a computer gets, the more it freezes.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Someone stole all the Red Bull from one of the local stores. I don't know how they can sleep at night.

As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide isn't right for me?

Tennis players grunt too much when they play. There's no need for all that racket!