Dad Jokes

My new sweater kept building up static and shocking people. So I exchanged it for another free of charge.

I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig yet.

What did Snow White say when her photos didn't arrive? Some day my prints will come.

How much does a pirate pay for ear piercings? A buck an ear.

The first french fries weren't cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.

My kid wanted to get a spider from the pet store, but they are really expensive. I can get a real cheap one off the web.

Someone tried to scam me by selling invisibility cloaks, but I saw right through them.