Dad Jokes

Prime numbers and stoners have a lot in common. The higher they get, the more spaced out they become!

What's more effective than a heat seeking missile? A heat seeking hittle.

I love how the earth rotates. It really makes my day!

How did the hipster drown? He went ice skating before it was cool.

I've had so many derailments working as a train engineer, it's hard to keep track!

What did Snow White say when her photos didn't arrive? Some day my prints will come.

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.