Dad Jokes

I tried to get camping insurance but they turned me down. If my tent gets destroyed I won't be covered!

Sony, JVC, Panasonic. There's just too many stereotypes!

What do the Romans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars

I thought comedians were jerks until I finally met one. He was a stand up guy!

Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.

I bought a value laxative at the pharmacy. It gave me a good run for my money.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He as too far out man.