Dad Jokes

I was trying to come up with jokes about golf, but they were all subpar.

I went to the zoo the other day and saw a caged baguette. The sign said it was bread in captivity.

Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleevies.

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

If you don't pay your exorcist bills do you get repossessed?

Did I already tell my amnesia joke?

You can't tell a pun to a kleptomaniac. They take everything literally.