Dad Jokes

By now every country has Coronavirus, but China got it right off the bat!

No one in Antarctica has COVID-19. It's because they are ice-o-lated.

If you spend a lot of time around someone who tells corny jokes, you’re at risk of getting the groana-virus. Since there’s no vaccine, doctors say laughter is the best medicine.

Due to the quarantine, I'll only be telling inside jokes now.

Finland has closed their borders and the Olympics will be cancelled. Looks like nobody will be crossing the Finnish line!

A friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese. It's the Wurst Käse scenario!

If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for? Plastic Explosives.