Dad Jokes

Not every looks good with a wig, but I bet you could really pull it off!

The other day, I ate a clock. It was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds.

I give free math tutoring in algebra & calculus, but not geometry. That's where I draw the line.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a well dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

What do you call a row of people picking up mozzarella? A cheesy pickup line.

To the person that stole my Microsoft Office license, I will find you. You have my Word.

A Dad walks into a bookstore and says, “ Can I have a book by Shakespeare?” The shopkeeper says, “of course, sir, which one?” The dad replies. "William"