Dad Jokes

The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous, but backwards, it's even more stupid...

I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't put it down!

My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and I right.

I was just diagnosed as colorblind. I know, it certainly came out of the purple!

Did you hear about the guy who came up with the first knock knock joke? He won a no-bell prize!

I heard T-Mobile and Sprint are looking to get together. The wedding doesn't sound like much, but I bet the reception is fantastic!

What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows