Dad Jokes

What'd the buffalo say to his son that was leaving for college? Bison

Why is it faster to steal second base than third base? Because there's a short stop between second and third.

I've got a class for learning how to make ice cream. I just love Sunday School!

I dated a ghost once. Nice girl, but she lacked substance.

Last night, I dreamed I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.

Elevators really freak me out, so I've been taking steps to avoid them.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? The P is silent.