Dad Jokes

I collected a lot of data to disprove observation bias. The results were exactly as I expected.
People say "icy" is really easy to spell. Looking at it now, I see why.
I hear dogs can't work an MRI, but catscan.
Working at a crematorium is a great way to urn a living.
Sometimes I tell dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.
How do you cut the ocean in half? You use a sea saw
I always make sure to bring an extra pair of socks when I go golfing. Just in case I get a hole in one.
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