Dad Jokes

Last night my wife and I watched two movies back to back. Luckily, I was the one facing the TV.

Why are cannibals so angry? They're just fed up with people.

Small babies may be delivered by a stork, but large babies are delivered by a crane.

My wife doesn't think I'm handy enough to change out a light switch. Well she's in for a shock!

Why aren't unemployment jokes funny? They just don't work!

Yesterday, I crossed a road, changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is turning into a joke.

My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior. He was a danger to himself and udders.