Dad Jokes

A semicolon broke the law; it was given two consecutive sentences.

If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal he will be rolling in his grave!

Never trust a fisherman. They're always angling for something.

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.

Mom used to feed me alphabet soup because she said I really liked it. I didn't though, she was just putting words in my mouth.

If you put your left shoe on the wrong foot it's on the right foot.

I just found out my friend has a secret life as a priest. It's his altar ego.