Dad Jokes

Broken bridges really annoy me. I just can't get over them!

Do backwards poets write inverse?

Someone was shot with a starter pistol at the track. Police believe it was race related.

I hate cliffhangers because

I think the girl at grocery store register likes me. She's always checking me out!

My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago. She just can't seem to let it go.

Face is a four letter word, but preface is a foreword letter.