Dad Jokes

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket. You can hide, but you can't run!

My girlfriend really changed when she became vegan. It was like I had never seen herbivore.

I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying. I can also tell when they are standing.

A new study found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

My wife is a former bodybuilder. We've got the kids to prove it.

If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled?

I've been trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament but it's really difficult. Good players are hard to find.