Dad Jokes

My wife said nothing rhymes with "orange". I said, no it doesn't...

A new study shows that listening to Queen albums can actually be bad for your health due to their unusually high Mercury content.

Geology rocks, but geography is really where it's at.

How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training.

People who can't tell the difference between entomology and etymology bug me in ways that I can't put into words!

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

Did you hear about the frog who parked illegally? He got toad.