Dad Jokes

What genre are national anthems? Country

I've run out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers instead. The Times are rough!

Why did the fisherman stop hauling shellfish? Answer: He pulled a mussel

What does a spy wear on his feet? Answer: Sneakers

My wife and I had a long argument about which letter of the alphabet is the most important. I think I won.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse