Dad Jokes

My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing “Danger Zone” 7 times in a row. He exceeded his maximum number of Loggins attempts.

My parents always tell me their world doesn’t revolve around me, so I guess that means I’m not actually their sun.

I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn". Stupid firemen...

The sitcom about airplanes never took off, because the pilot was terrible.

I only let my kids play the intro's to computer games, it's character building.

I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. Feefiphobia.

I'd tell you a plane joke, but it'd just go over your head.