Dad Jokes

My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with goats. Meh.

Old MacDonald's son joined the army. He is now E.I. G.I. Joe.

Vodka may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.

A man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round.

Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain.

How do I feel when there's no coffee? Depresso...

I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday, I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.