Dad Jokes

My mailman got a sex change. I guess you'd call him a post-man now.

What do you call a straight line of bunnies hopping backwards? A receding hare line.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I'm thinking about going to medical school to become a private investigator. I've always wanted to be a gynecologist.

A limbo champion walks into a bar. He is immediately disqualified.

I’m sick and tired of my wife constantly complaining about me sitting around doing nothing. I’m not going to stand for it.

I just got back from a blind date. I still have no idea why she brought her dog.