Dad Jokes

I failed my fire safety course when I was asked what steps I would take in the event of an explosion. "Really big ones" wasn't an acceptable answer.

Who led the Jewish people across a semi-permeable membrane? Os-moses.

My kids were very upset when our bunnies escaped. They're too young for hare loss.

Iron Man and the Silver Surfer are teaming up in the next movie. They are alloys.

I hate terrible massages. They just rub me the wrong way.

My wife didn’t think I would give our daughter a silly name, but I called her Bluff.

Iron Man without his suit is Stark naked.