Dad Jokes

I went to the store the other day to by some camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.

Just so everybody's clear, I'm going to put my glasses on.

Why is it a bad idea to share your secrets with a clock? Time will tell.

If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.

I got a new job this week as the senior director of Old McDonald’s farm. I'm the new CIEIO.

My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday. The rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars. That's inflation for you...

My wife complains a lot about being pregnant, but hey, it's one way to make a living.