Dad Jokes

I know a lot of you are sad because it’s a Monday, but don’t forget, only 48 hours ago, it was a sadder day.

Converting the numbers 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesn’t just make me mad... It makes me LIVID!

You've never tried blind-folded archery? You don't know what you're missing!

I can’t believe that even after 15 years, I would still hear people making “Friends” references. No one told me life was gonna be this way.

I lost another audio-book and now I'll never hear the end of it.

I've watched all 153 seasons of House Hunters and I still haven't seen them shoot a single house!

Today I learned that author Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is.