Dad Jokes

I asked the officer how the hackers escaped. He said, "No idea, they just ransomware."

My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my first pair of glasses. Life before that was a blur.

My statistics professor told us that the larger the sample size, the more reliable your averages are. The Ns justify the means.

What does a house wear to a party? Address

I set my wifi password to 2444666668888888. That way when people ask for it, I tell them 12345678.

I wanted to make sure I remembered everything about my time as a lumberjack, so I kept a log.

What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog, it croaks every night!