Dad Jokes

Don't throw your tissue away there, its snot recyclable.

I couldn’t decide how much lettuce to buy, but my wife helped me think through it. Two heads are better than one.

How did I get out of Iraq? Iran

I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it. Now she's independent.

They told me I’d never be good at Poetry because I’m Dyslexic, but so far I've made 2 vases and a jug and they turned out great!

There is a new reality show where flat-earthers are trying to find the edge of the world. They'll be so disappointed when they get to the season finale and it's not a cliff-hanger.

Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.