Dad Jokes

You know what the leading cause of dry skin is? Towels.

What is a pirate's favorite musical note? The high C!

What kind of tea do a King and Queen drink? Royal-tea!

The barber had just closed right when I got there. I didn't make the cut.

Wanna know why bees stay in their hive for the winter? 'Swarm

At the grocery store: milk - check, eggs - check, tomatoes - check. Clerk: Sir, please stop writing separate checks for every single item.

If two rival car dealerships had a shared parking area, they would have a lot in common.