Dad Jokes

I know loads of jokes about cash machines. I just can't think of one atm.

6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 7 eat 9? Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

Nobody liked my close-up shots of different kinds of wheat. The photos were too grainy.

I have this weird talent where I can identify what’s inside a wrapped present. It's a gift.

The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But the people in Abu Dhabi do!

What word starts with "e", ends with "e", and only has one letter in it? Envelope

I was just at a plastic surgery addict anonymous meeting. I was disappointed to see a lot of new faces.