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What is the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer? The former is a ladder, while the latter is a former.
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I wonder if glass coffins will ever catch on. Remains to be seen!
My son wanted some girl advice, so I told him, “If you are intimidated by a date, remember one thing.” They're basically just big raisins.
What did the chemist do when he felt unsafe? He went to his compound.
How quickly can Grandma bake cookies? In a Nana-second!
Shout out to anyone who doesn't know what the opposite of in is.
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