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Why did the fisherman stop hauling shellfish? Answer: He pulled a mussel
What does a spy wear on his feet? Answer: Sneakers
My wife and I had a long argument about which letter of the alphabet is the most important. I think I won.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse
They say you are what you eat... well, today I bought some ready to eat chicken and when I got home, sure enough, I was ready to eat chicken.
How did the Romans cut their hair? Answer: With a pair of Caesars.
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