Dad Jokes

What do you call fake potatoes? Imitaters
Which knight is the protector of foods? Sir anwrap
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night. oof...
They’re prison guards because they’re not tall enough to be prison centers.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint. He’s now high on the list of people I never want to see again.
Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!
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