Dad Jokes

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? He conditioned it.

My wife hated my impulse purchase of a new revolving chair, but then she sat on it. Eventually, she came around.

Last year, my friend told me he’s quitting his job to pursue a miming career. I haven't heard from him since.

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!

What has four wheels and flies? A Garbage Truck.

How do you make a water bed more bouncy? You use spring water!

I love eye jokes. The cornea the better.