Dad Jokes

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? He conditioned it.
My wife hated my impulse purchase of a new revolving chair, but then she sat on it. Eventually, she came around.
Last year, my friend told me he’s quitting his job to pursue a miming career. I haven't heard from him since.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!
What has four wheels and flies? A Garbage Truck.
How do you make a water bed more bouncy? You use spring water!
I love eye jokes. The cornea the better.
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