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Are people born with a photographic memory? Or does it take time to develop?
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#666
Disney is releasing a version of Tangled with an alternate ending where Rapunzel's hair isn't chopped off at the end. They're calling it the uncut edition.
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#665
When lego stores open back up it will be insane. People will be lined up for blocks.
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#664
How do you measure a red hot chili pepper? You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.
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#663
A man called his twin brother from prison. He says, “hey remember when we were kids and use to finish each other’s sentences?”
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#662
What do you call a misbehaving spaceship pilot? An Astro-naughty!
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Went to the store to get eight cans of sprite. When I got home, I realized I only picked seven up.
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