Dad Jokes

Why did the fisherman stop hauling shellfish? Answer: He pulled a mussel

What does a spy wear on his feet? Answer: Sneakers

My wife and I had a long argument about which letter of the alphabet is the most important. I think I won.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse

They say you are what you eat... well, today I bought some ready to eat chicken and when I got home, sure enough, I was ready to eat chicken.

How did the Romans cut their hair? Answer: With a pair of Caesars.