Dad Jokes

My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator. But now, it's all water under the fridge.

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime-mates!

I was named after my father. Mostly because he was born first.

I tried searching for a book on impotence, but nothing came up.

I once swallowed a book of synonyms. It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had!

It's only a murder of crows if there's probably caws.

My wife told me to stop singing "I'm A Believer" or she'd kill me. I thought she was kidding. Then I saw her face...