Dad Jokes

Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays.

It's hard to believe national pancake day already passed yesterday. It really crêped up on us this year didn't it?!

Where do we store all our dad jokes? In the dadabase!

My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knee to test their reflexes. He really gets a kick out of it.

The Queen just knighted the first cow in history. His title is Sir Loin.

I asked my date to meet me at the gym, but she never showed up. I guess the two of us are never gonna work out.

I’ll never give money to anyone collecting for a marathon. They just take the money and run.