Dad Jokes

Why does the Dalai Lama go to Vegas so often? He loves Tibet.

I suspect that someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens...

I dared to ask my wife why she’s buying a giant tub of whiteout. Big mistake...

Is it just me, or are circles totally pointless?

What does a panda use to make pancakes? A pan...duh...

A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s chief export. Also, import.

I’m well-prepared for a cashless society. Having kids already has me there.

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